• All-American Laughs Guaranteed: At USA Direct, we're serving up chuckles on a tee! Our t-shirts are as American as apple pie – and twice as funny. Decked out with the finest inks and available in sizes from petite to Paul Bunyan-esque, we've got your funny bone covered.
• Softer Than Your Favorite Dad Joke: Our tees are like a gentle giggle on your skin, crafted from the softest cotton and cozy poly-blends. They're so comfy, you'll want to wear them to bed – and maybe even in your dreams. If our team wouldn't wear them to a comedy club, they're not making the cut!
• Rapid-Fire Delivery, No Jokes About It: We're quick on the draw from our HQ in the heartland of America. Monday through Friday, we're printing and sending out your laughter parcels quicker than a squirrel at a nut festival. Situated in the heart of the USA, we're primed for speedy dispatch to every corner of the country.
• Laugh-Proof Laundry Instructions: Our tees come battle-tested against shrinkage and fading. They're pre-washed and pre-shrunk, ready to handle whatever life (or your washing machine) throws at them. Just flip 'em inside out, wash with cold water, and tumble dry low – keeping them comedy-ready for years.
• Smiles, Not Frowns, Are Our Business: If your tee doesn't make you grin from ear to ear, we want to hear about it! Our mission is to keep you chuckling with satisfaction. Your happiness is our top priority, and we'll bend over backward (or forwards, if that's funnier) to make sure of it.